Top 10 ways to tell if you might be a member of public-sector union

March 25th, 2011

10.  You take a week off to protest in Wisconsin and your office runs better.
9.  On a snow day when they say “non-essential” people should stay home you know whom they mean.
 8.  You get paid twice as much as a private sector person doing the same job but make up for it by doing half as much work.
7.  It takes longer to fire you than the average killer spends on death row.
6.  The worse you do your job the more your boss avoids you.
5.  You think the French are working themselves to death.
4.  You know by having a copy of the Holy Koran on your desk your job is 100% safe.
3.  You spend more time at protest marches than at church.
2.  You have a Democratic congressman’s lips permanently attached to your butt.
1.  You pay more in union dues than you do for your healthcare insurance.

AFL-CIO Supports Somali Pirates

February 28th, 2011

AFL-CIO President Richard Trumka and his entourage are on their way to Somalia to organize the Pirates. Trumka has stated that “These poor hardworking Somalis are victims of repression and deserve union representation. We must bring economic justice to the Somali workplace. The capitalist/infidels invading Somalia are reprehensible and must be met with union solidarity.”Trumpka met with President Obama on Friday in the Oval Office to discuss foreign military aid options for the Somali Pirates.

Political History 101

January 17th, 2011

For those that don’t know the truth about world history … Here is the condensed version:

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to where the beer was. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals, and
2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so out of necessity, our early ancestors had to stay close to the breweries …That’s how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement..

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q’s and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn’t fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production.. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

Here ends today’s lesson in world history!

Favorite Movie Test

December 28th, 2010

This is pretty amazing … I was surprised how this worked. Be honest and don’t look at the movie list till you have done the math!Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite. This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of the following films you would enjoy the most. Don’t ask me how, but it really works!

Movie Test:

Pick a number from 1-9.

Multiply by 3.

Add 3.

Multiply by 3 again.

Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of movies below.

Movie List:

1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Beverly Hills Cop
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Defeat of Obama in 2012
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. Toy Story

Christian Rout in the Culture War

December 23rd, 2010

Christian Rout in the Culture War

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

By Patrick J. Buchanan

A Democratic Congress, discharged by the voters on Nov. 2, has as one of its last official acts, imposed its San Francisco values on the armed forces of the United States.

“Don’t ask, don’t tell” is to be repealed. Open homosexuals are to be welcomed with open arms in all branches of the armed services.

Let us hope this works out better for the Marine Corps than it did for the Catholic Church.

Remarkable. The least respected of American institutions, Congress, with an approval rating of 13 percent, is imposing its cultural and moral values on the most respected of American institutions, the U.S. military.

Why are we undertaking this social experiment with the finest military on earth? Does justice demand it? Was there a national clamor for it? No. It is being imposed from above by people, few of whom have ever served or seen combat, but all of whom are aware of the power of the homosexual rights lobby. This is a political payoff, at the expense of our military, to a militant minority inside the Democratic Party that is demanding this as the price of that special interest’s financial and political support.

Among the soldiers most opposed to bringing open homosexuals into the ranks are combat veterans, who warn that this will create grave problems of unit cohesion and morale.

One Marine commandant after another asked Congress to consider the issue from a single standpoint: Will the admission of gay men into barracks at Pendleton and Parris Island enhance the fighting effectiveness of the Corps? Common sense suggests that the opposite is the almost certain result.

Can anyone believe that mixing small-town and rural 18-, 19- and 20-year-old Christian kids, aspiring Marines, in with men sexually attracted to them is not going to cause hellish problems?

The Marines have been sacrificed by the Democratic Party and Barack Obama to the homosexual lobby, with the collusion of no fewer than eight Republican senators.

This is a victory in the culture war for the new morality of the social revolution of the 1960s and a defeat for traditional Judeo-Christian values. For only in secularist ideology is it an article of faith that all sexual relations are morally equal and that to declare homosexual acts immoral is bigotry.

But while this new morality may be orthodoxy among our elites in the academy, media, culture and the arts, Middle America has never signed on and still regards homosexuality as an aberrant lifestyle, both socially and spiritually ruinous.

To these folks, homosexuality is associated with a high incidence of disease, HIV/AIDS, early death, cultural decadence and civilizational decline. And no sensitivity training at Camp Lejeune is going to change that.

Behind these traditionalist beliefs lie the primary sources of moral authority for traditionalist America: the Old and New Testaments, Christian doctrine, natural law. Thomas Jefferson believed homosexuality should be treated with the same severity as rape.

And 31 consecutive defeats for same-sex marriage in state referenda testifies that Middle America sees the new morality as the artificial invention of pseudo-intellectuals to put a high gloss on a low lifestyle.

Not until recent decades have many in America or the West argued that homosexuality is natural and normal. As late as 1973, the American Psychiatric Association listed homosexuality as a mental disorder.

Today, anyone who agrees with that original APA assessment is himself or herself said to be afflicted with a mental disorder: homophobia.

The world has turned upside down. What was criminal vice in the 1950s — homosexuality and abortion — is not only constitutionally protected, but a mark of social progress.

Yet, just as busing for racial balance led to violence, white flight and the ruin of urban schools, this social experiment is not going to be without consequences. And it is the military that will endure those consequences.

Yet, again, if we believe our armed forces to be the best in the world, why are we doing this, against the advice of countless senior officers and NCOs? What is the motivation other than the payoff of a campaign debt?

What happens now to Evangelical Christian and conservative Catholic chaplains who preach that homosexuality is a sinful and shameful practice? Will they be severed from the service as homophobes?

That cannot be far behind when the Family Research Council, a respected organization of religious and social conservatives that has fought the homosexual agenda from same-sex marriage to gay adoptions, has now been declared by the Southern Poverty Law Center to be a “hate group.”

The advance of what was once a radical agenda has accelerated.

In 2004, John Kerry may have lost Ohio and the presidency because same-sex marriage was on the ballot in almost a dozen states, bringing out committed social conservatives to the polls. Six years later, the gay rights agenda is imposed by Congress and Obama on the 82nd and 101st.

Let the reader decide if the direction America is headed in is toward those “sunny uplands,” or straight downhill.

Bank Complaints in Florida Skyrocketing

December 23rd, 2010

Complaints against banks in Florida have shot up dramatically during the economic woes of recent years, as thousands of customers in the Sunshine State have given new meaning to the phrase “take it to the bank.”

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At this interactive map of Florida, you’ll
find key demographic information by region.

Thousands of angry Floridians have turned on their banks amid record- or near-record-high account fees, credit-card interest rates, mortgage delinquencies and foreclosures. Nearly 3,800 complaints have been filed with the Florida Division of Financial Institutions in the past three years, according to data released this week. Most of those — 1,719 — were submitted last year, but with little more than a week to go, 2010 has already amassed the second-highest annual total on record: 1,353. In 2008, by comparison, the agency received 718 complaints. Despite the sharp increase in customers with grievances, state regulators said they hope the decline in complaints this year compared with last is a sign that things are improving for both consumers and the economy. [Source: Orlando Sentinel]

Something is Rotten at BP

December 12th, 2010

Why is the BP claims process so prejudiced against real estate agents?

The BP claims process is flawed at its core. You could throw a stone in any direction here on the Emerald Coast and hit someone that has made a significant windfall from the BP claims office. Waiters, waitresses, bartenders, busboys, dishwashers, air brush artists, massage therapists,  fast food managers and owners far removed from the impact of tourism are cleaning up!

Yes, many fast food workers who were in no way impacted by tourism, whose pay has not suffered whatsoever are receiving checks in amounts that far exceed that which they requested!  Food service employees making $20,000 or so per year are raking in checks to the tune of $15,000 and more.  Some, much more!

So what about real estate agents and their companies who have suffered losses as a result of BP’s “incident”? A full-time real estate agent cannot be paid more than $12,000 through the BP claims service. One agent had a number of large contracts fall out due to buyer’s fear of the oil spill consequences and could document a loss of more than $65,000. What was this agent told?  “Tough! $12,000 is the cap.

Okay, so why can vacation management companies receive checks in the $100,000 range (several received more than $1 million), busboys up to $20,000 and real estate firms and/or agents be capped at $12,000? 

Is there an agenda?  Is Feinberg following orders from a higher power?  The Obama administration has demonstrated a clear and distinct prejudice against those employed in financial related industries, real estate included. There is also a perception that those in the financial services industries are conservative. Is there some correlation?

Senators and Congressmen need to intervene. There needs to be some call-to-action! Elected officials should seek to determine why this bias exists and see it corrected.

High School Principal Takes a Bold Stand

November 1st, 2010

This is a statement that was read over the PA system at a football game at Roane County High School in Kingston, Tennessee  by school Principal, Jody McLeod … The speech was later read into the Congressional Record by Representative Zach Wamp of Tennessee.

Even that left wing leaning arm of socialism snopes.com confirms this one:  http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/mcloud.asp

“It has always been the custom at Roane County High School football games, to say a prayer and play the National Anthem, to honor God and Country.”

Due to a recent ruling by the Supreme Court, I am told that saying a Prayer is a violation of Federal Case Law. As I understand the law at this time, I can use this public facility to approve of sexual perversion and call it “an alternate life style,” and if someone is offended, that’s OK.

I can use it to condone sexual promiscuity, by dispensing condoms and calling it, “safe sex.” If someone is offended, that’s OK.

I can even use this public facility to present the merits of killing an unborn baby as a “viable! means of birth control.” If someone is offended, no problem…

I can designate a school day as “Earth Day” and involve students in activities to worship religiously and praise the goddess “Mother Earth” and call it “ecology..”

I can use literature, videos and presentations in the classroom that depicts people with strong, traditional Christian convictions as “simple minded” and “ignorant” and call it “enlightenment..”

However, if anyone uses this facility to honor GOD and to ask HIM to Bless this event with safety and good sportsmanship, then Federal Case Law is violated.

This appears to be inconsistent at best, and at worst, diabolical. Apparently, we are to be tolerant of everything and anyone, except GOD and HIS Commandments.

Nevertheless , as a school principal, I frequently ask staff and students to abide by rules with which they do not necessarily agree. For me to do otherwise would be inconsistent at best, and at worst, hypocritical. I suffer from that affliction enough unintentionally. I certainly do not need to add an intentional transgression.

For this reason, I shall “Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar’s,” and refrain from praying at this time.

” However, if you feel inspired to honor, praise and thank GOD and ask HIM, in the name of JESUS, to Bless this event, please feel free to do so.. As far as I know, that’s not against the law—-yet.”

One by one, the people in the stands bowed their heads, held hands with one another and began to pray.

They prayed in the stands. They prayed in the team huddles. They prayed at the concession stand and they prayed in the Announcer’s Box!

The only place they didn’t pray was in the Supreme Court of the United States of America- the Seat of “Justice” in the “one nation, under GOD.”

Somehow, Kingston , Tennessee Remembered what so many have forgotten. We are given the Freedom OF Religion, not the Freedom FROM Religion. Praise GOD that HIS remnant remains!

Charlie Crist – Conservative No More

October 28th, 2010

I just viewed what must have been the most suicidal political campaign commercials of all time. Most Floridians gave up hope of ever seeing any meaningful conservative legislation out of Charlie Crist’s office before his first year as governor was on the horizon. Affable enough as governor, but certainly not the conservative that his constituents expected. His latest campaign ad bashes the Tea Party, Sarah Palin and of course, his political nemesis, Marco Rubio:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyknF-SHlQc

Let’s face it … To prevail in this U.S. Senate race, Crist must win over more than just the “moderates” in Florida. He has misidentified and mislabeled the conservatives, referring to the mainstream as radical and extreme. Without mainstream support, Crist stands no chance whatsoever. This latest misguided effort marks a sad finale in Crist’s political career. Can he, will he, come back and run for office, any office, in 2012? If he so decides, I hope that he will strongly consider a return to his conservative roots, and of course, a new campaign strategy. 

October 28th, 2010

I just viewed what must have been the most suicidal political campaign commercials of all time. Most Floridians gave up hope of ever seeing any meaningful conservative legislation out of Charlie Crist’s office before his first year as governor was under his belt. Affable enough as governor, but certainly not the conservative that his constituents expected. His latest campaign ad bashes the Tea Party, Sarah Palin and of course, his political nemesis, Marco Rubio.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyknF-SHlQc

Let’s face it … To prevail in this U.S. Senate race, Crist must win over more than just the “moderates” in Florida. He has misidentified and mislabeled the conservatives, referring to the mainstream as radical and extreme. Without mainstream support, Crist stands no chance whatsoever. This latest misguided effort marks a sad finale in Crist’s political career. Can he, will he, come back and run for office, any office, in 2012? If so, he needs to consider a new campaign strategy.